About Us
K. and Lyra have been close friends for over ten years, now. And counting. They have to be, they usually wind up in the same padded cell from time to time. They enjoy passing stories back and forth between one another, and though they live many hours apart (Save for the time spent in the aforementioned padded Hilton), they have the uncanny knack of causing mischief on a world wide scale. Unless supervised, of course. Note: K. and Lyra should be used as a topical solution only. Do not take them orally. Lyra is safe as a suppository only in emergency situations.
Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after taking K. and Lyra, and if symptoms of normality remain, please see a physician. You may notice the following side affects after being around them for longer than five minutes. These include: Dizziness, fatigue, vomiting, random aches on one or more molars, dropsy, the urge to yell like an irate elderly man at strangers, climbing things you were told not to climb, inebriation out of the blue, sudden weight gain in your left knee, gout, stomach cramps and mild twitching. These are normal. Just know that they love you, personally, very much. Except you. No, wait... that was mean. Please don't cry, they love you, too. Just... not in that way, okay?
Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after taking K. and Lyra, and if symptoms of normality remain, please see a physician. You may notice the following side affects after being around them for longer than five minutes. These include: Dizziness, fatigue, vomiting, random aches on one or more molars, dropsy, the urge to yell like an irate elderly man at strangers, climbing things you were told not to climb, inebriation out of the blue, sudden weight gain in your left knee, gout, stomach cramps and mild twitching. These are normal. Just know that they love you, personally, very much. Except you. No, wait... that was mean. Please don't cry, they love you, too. Just... not in that way, okay?
Who We Are |
We want you to have fun reading our stories. We hope that in our world building and character development, you can escape into a world where you feel both comfortable and a little uneasy. We want you to come away from reading one of our books with a little bit of our characters in your hearts.
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Our History |
We don't focus so much on our history, rather than the history we wish to create.
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